The Onion Takes on the Sedgehammer

It has been recently brought to my attention that the Onion is stealing my material right out from under me.  Thank you, Alex, for this timely news.  Instead of being cheap and petty like that game empire has-been, Hasbro, I will refrain from suing.  Instead I will allow my own readership to grow by giving you links to their popular articles on American Gladiators and Scrabulous/Facebook.  Enjoy!