There are times when life (my life, in particular) really is stranger than fiction. Tonight was one of those times.
Stacey: I wish I had a magic jelly bean that would take me anywhere I wanted to go.
Nick: Wouldn’t you want more than one? I mean, after you ate the first one, you wouldn’t be able to go anyplace anymore.
Stacey: Why would I eat a magic bean? That would just waste it.
Nick: Oh wait, you mean you don’t activate them by eating? Oh NO! Where’s my stomach gone…[internal hemorrhaging].