Which brings me to my next point – why are we not awash in a sea of cookie provender from benficent gods above? As cookies cannot cause floods, they would be more useful than excessive rain. And don’t I (Don’t you, ALL of you) deserve a cookie? I think I do. But how does one bring about a hail of cookies from the sky? Have we already angered the cookie gods in some way we don’t know about? Does our cloud-dough lack substance? Did somebody leave out that pinch of salt that would provide an instant cookie downpour?
I cannot say. But, I think, it would be advisable for those of us without cookies to begin an immediate cookie dance to bring down the cookies from the sky once again. Couldn’t hurt, and provided no one breaks themselves, it would at least be entertaining.