There’s a nefarious evil pervading our culture that I was unaware of until today. It’s worse than the dryer monster that steals one sock from a matched pair. It’s worse than the Fuzzo Makers who stuff lint into the pockets of innocent passers-by. It’s even worse than coins that feel like dimes in your pockets, but somehow turn themselves into virtually useless pennies on the way out. The Evil? The U.S. Treasury, a last stanchion against the rights of blind people everywhere U.S. currency is held.
While I personally have no problem with our current bills, even if they are in pastel tints, I can see the problems they might cause for someone who can’t see. Checking the change you receive (and let’s face it, everyone makes mistakes, even cashiers) becomes a problem. A simple comment of ‘You only gave me ten” could lead to self-doubt and possible self-esteem issues. In addition, it makes people easier to cheat, leading those people perhaps into bitter, sheltered lives. And nobody likes that, except for swindlers.
Honestly, it surprises me that the question hasn’t come up earlier. Sure, the current suit started in 2002, but with all the access ramps for wheelchairs and other equalizing activities going on in the 1990s, you’d think someone would’ve spoken up. What really irks is that the Treasury hasn’t actually just insituted something new that addresses this problem. I mean, you’ve had 6 years. You knew you were going to lose. It could even be a way to save some of the loads of money you’re losing on minting new coins, if you planned it out right. So get to it!
That makes me think – there should definitely be a movie (or spoof?) about a blind man who breaks a money laundering/counterfeiting ring. Kinda like that blind swordsman Asian movie, with less blood and more spy. I definitely see the blind guy doing the slide across the hood of his car at least once, possibly missing it or falling off the edge if he does it more than once. Oh yeah.